My Custom Van by Michael Ian Black

Author:Michael Ian Black [Black, Michael Ian]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Simon & Schuster, Inc.
Published: 2008-07-15T04:00:00+00:00

8:30 P.M.: I’m meeting a friend for dinner and a movie, so I head out for the night.

SUNDAY

10:15 A.M.: Dinner went long last night, so I got a late start this morning. When I arrived at the office, Charlie the bonobo was dead and in the process of being dismembered and eaten by the chimps. Very, very bad. I guess I was under the impression that monkeys were strictly vegetarian. I certainly didn’t think they would eat another monkey. Apparently, I was wrong on both counts. I look at their work from the previous night. As best as I can tell, the only worthwhile thing any of them wrote was a mildly funny Hemingway parody. Again, nothing to jump up and down about, and certainly a far cry from Hamlet. Down to two monkeys and not at all optimistic that I’m even going to get a single act of the play written before the weekend expires.

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